- 2006 — The Level 60 Orcs
- 2007 — Level 70 Senior
- 2008 — The Level 60 Orcs
- 2009 — Gucci Onyewus
- 2010 — Spending My Cheese
- 2011 — Musical Cognac
- 2012 — Legitimate
- 2013 — Pump and Dump
- 2014 — Too Real
- 2015 — The Come Up
- 2016 — The Level 60 Orcs
- 2017 — NAH BRO
- 2018 — SHAWTY I DONT MIND
- 2019 — Rubbing is Racing
- 2020 — The Seminal Vesicles
- 2021 — Biden for Heisman
- 2022 — Jump Humpers
- 2023 — The Octos
- 2024 — Fat Pickles
- 2025 — Low Key Goated
- 2026 — Odyssey Deez Nuts
2006 — present
Willie
Willie has played in each of the league's 21 seasons, managing a team since the CPFFL's inaugural 2006 season.
| Year | Team Name | Finish | Record | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006 | The Level 60 Orcs | 5 | 6-7-1 | 903 |
| 2007 | Level 70 Senior | 7 | 4-10-0 | 970 |
| 2008 | The Level 60 Orcs | 5 | 7-7-0 | 1261 |
| 2009 | Gucci Onyewus | 12 | 0-14-0 | 820 |
| 2010 | Spending My Cheese | 10 | 5-9-0 | 978 |
| 2011 | Musical Cognac | 4 | 8-5-1 | 1280 |
| 2012 | Legitimate | 6 | 8-6-0 | 1236 |
| 2013 | Pump and Dump | 5 | 6-8-0 | 1250 |
| 2014 | Too Real | 2 | 9-5-0 | 1443 |
| 2015 | The Come Up | 6 | 8-6-0 | 1246 |
| 2016 | The Level 60 Orcs | 1 | 10-4-0 | 1428 |
| 2017 | NAH BRO | 2 | 8-6-0 | 1364.74 |
| 2018 | SHAWTY I DONT MIND | 7 | 7-7-0 | 1360.84 |
| 2019 | Rubbing is Racing | 7 | 6-8-0 | 1149.40 |
| 2020 | The Seminal Vesicles | 1 | 11-3-0 | 1585.68 |
| 2021 | Biden for Heisman | 12 | 6-8-0 | 1273.84 |
| 2022 | Jump Humpers | 10 | 5-9-0 | 1202.46 |
| 2023 | The Octos | 11 | 6-8-0 | 1179.38 |
| 2024 | Fat Pickles | 2 | 7-7-0 | 1389.14 |
| 2025 | Low Key Goated | 6 | 7-7-0 | 1503.30 |
| 2026 | Odyssey Deez Nuts | 6 | 3-3-0 | 672.06 |
| Total | 137-147-2 | 25495.84 | ||
| Avg | 6 | 7-7-0 | 1214 |
| Opponent | Record | Willie's pts (avg) | Opponent's pts (avg) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Curran | 10-8-0 | 1679.04 (93) | 1535.7 (85) |
| Edwin | 17-11-0 | 2561.44 (88) | 2526.12 (87) |
| Isaac | 12-21-0 | 2972.58 (87) | 3270.4 (96) |
| Jack | 18-17-0 | 3026.32 (84) | 2984.1 (83) |
| Jared | 17-10-0 | 2382.54 (85) | 2226.22 (80) |
| Joe | 12-10-0 | 2071.9 (90) | 2083.88 (91) |
| Joey | 10-16-0 | 2244.86 (83) | 2347.32 (87) |
| Lowell | 16-17-0 | 3098.02 (94) | 3067.46 (93) |
| Madison | 9-16-0 | 2165.76 (87) | 2298.24 (92) |
| Matt | 5-2-0 | 628 (90) | 639 (91) |
| Nico | 1-0-0 | 58 (58) | 43 (43) |
| Noah | 11-18-0 | 2478.44 (83) | 2853.38 (95) |
| Patrick | 11-9-0 | 1859.62 (89) | 1872.7 (89) |
| Philip | 6-5-1 | 994 (83) | 1000 (83) |
| Sarah | 2-4-0 | 542.94 (90) | 620.34 (103) |
| Tyler | 1-0-1 | 122 (61) | 114 (57) |